Big Purple Grimace

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Carrroooollllll................this is the voice of GGOOOOOODDD.

You will go buy this puppy......
You will name him Neelix.....
You will let him sleep at the foot of Hannah's bed...


If you do not do as I command, I will send a plague.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

A few of my favorite things


Girls in white dresses with pink satin sashes....


weirdos whose eyes closed with cameras and flashes...

um.....I'm not even gonna go there with this one.

AWWWWWWWW......................


The official PRINCESS!!

Monday, February 27, 2006

So, I had this dream...

If anyone would like to interpret this dream that I had last night, be my guest. I woke up three times during the course of it.

Hannah's Dream:

Carroll and I were sitting of the fronch porch steps of the house when two men dressed like 1940's mobsters came around the corner. They proceeded to tell us that John had been killed by pirates. Then they left. Carroll became very angry and said that it was my fault and that John's blood would be on my hands if I didn't "go to Wake Christian and start a food fight in the cafeteria."

Not wanting to have John's untimely demise on my concience, I scurried on over the Wake Christian, but rather than starting a food fight, I entered a tiny chamber that was full of flour (yes, I spelled it the right way). The chamber started spinning and I was soon covered in flour.

THEN (and this is the weird part), John shows up at Wake Christian and starts barking out orders. He instructs the students to place me in a ginormous oven and cook me. He wasn't killed by pirates after all!!! faker....

That's when I woke up, or rather a cow mooed and woke me up. I think it was "Gimpy."

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

HA!!

This just makes me laugh!!!!

Thursday, February 16, 2006

The Joys of Aunthood!

In what other occupation can a person wear a louse infested Guardian Angel Hat that looks like an Easter Egg threw up on a Sombrero?

p.s. I know someone who has this to look foward to.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Happy Valentine's Day


Oozey the hairless cat wishes you a happy Valentine's Day. He will be available for holiday pictures this evening at 6:30.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Italian Sausage and Potato Soup, a la Carroll and Hannah



Ingredients:

1 pound Jimmy Dean sage spiced breakfast sausage
2 potatoes (you can also use frozen hashbrown potatoes)
1 package frozen spinach
1 quart chicken broth
1 pint heavy whipping cream
2 strips bacon
1/2 large sweet onion
1 tbs minced garlic
1 tsp crushed red pepper
1 tsp salt
1 tsp black pepper

-Cook and drain sausage, mince to a crumbly consistency. Set aside.

-Mince onion and bacon and sautee in a large soup pot until onions are clear. Add garlic and stir for 1 minute.

-Add chicken broth and crushed red pepper, stirring often. Bring broth to a slow boil.

-Dice potatoes and add to broth. Turn stove on medium setting, leave until potatoes are cooked through.

-Once potatoes are thoroughly cooked, finely chop spinach and add to mixture, stirring often.

-Add sausage to mixture and slowly pour in heavy whipping cream as you are stirring.

-Add salt and pepper to season.


-Bring to Carroll and Hannah for final taste test and approval!!